Monday, November 28, 2005

I was contemplating the future subject matter of my paintings when I thought, "Hermaphroditic mer-people...yes Ma'm!"
They swam towards me as if in a vision; their scaly fins caressing my inner ear as they emitted baritone moans and snorted baby hammerheads. Snorting baby sharks is like heroin for those mer-nare-do-wells. It is only surpassed in potency by Humpback Crack, which is a favorite among heat-packin octopi (and Whitney Houston).

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