Ali go to visit Momma now. Ali leave tomorrow for South Cackalacki.
Should be tons of proto-confederate fun. What shall I do, you may ask? I dunno, visit Strom Thurmond's gravesite, eat non-packaged foodstuffs, let my momma lavish motherly attention on me (you know, awkward sponge baths and the like). Joking. They're never awkward!
I will keep up the blogging of course. In fact, my boredom might lead to some revelatory blog-writing. Still working on that army of androgynous lovers to make my life interesting. Pat from "It's Pat!" is totally in. Ta Ta.