Thursday, December 01, 2005

Apparently, I cannot paint hermaphroditic mer-people. A girl in the grad program is already doing that. What are the odds? I guess sexless, fishy mutants are tre popular right now. I smell a children's book....

It would be called, "Ariel the Little Mermaid Discovers her Blossoming Barnacle."
The next one in the series would deal with her OBVIOUS freudian Elektra complex with her daddy, king Tritan. Then, Sebastian gives her crabs. Maybe a future book details how she gets caught using electric eels for dirty, dirty, things.

I would feel more perverted if the cover of the aforementioned Disney Film did not look like a giant wang.

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