Saturday, March 11, 2006
I think I can definitively say that Le Jackelope is my favorite bar in Austin. Velvety silicone tit-pics, blaring cock-rock, mysterious fire-spewing wall sculpture: Ali likey. Also, I met Andy Dick last night at an ATM outside of Oilcan Harry's. I learned two things: Andy is indeed a Dick, and Any does indeed like the dick. He had like 5 burly lycra sporting men massaging his (relatively oily) head. It was supercool. No one else knew who he was, but I was excited enough for all of us. Gawd I love me some D-list comedians. Next week: Ali spots Kathy Griffin purchasing high-end laxatives at her local Walgreen's.