Saturday, March 04, 2006
Well, I went out to the bar on thurs. night and paid dearly for it. I had to sit through hours of orals trauma and then I waddled home and fell asleep at 4 in the afternoon. I am one crocheted pair of Depends away from being an alligator-esque Bea Arthur. Incontinence aside, it was a good sleep and I so needed it. However I had planned to go to Jackelope last night, so it was too bad that I had to stay home and polish the walker with my reptillian spit. Tonight, I think I'm going to some fancypants party. As usual, I will feel out of sync with the rest of the world. I dunno though, a variety of hearty cheeses sounds kinda awesome right now.