Friday, June 02, 2006

I decided three things recently:
1. El Chilito's is far superior to Mi Madre's.
2. The lady bartender at the Peacock is my favorite bartender in Austin. Her voice is very sandpapery and she has nice tats.
3. My spirit animal is a Babboon.

What's everyone else's spirit animal? Speak muthafuckas. I don't care if it's anonymous, I'm just tired of blog solitude.

8 comments:

minimonk said...

An otter- so I can move through the water on my back (building my core muscles of course) and then get fed raw fish (I can call it sashimi).

Ali Fitzgerald said...

I think you're an otter too. Mostly because your entire body is covered with fur and you smell like sea bass.

P.S.--Also, I think Babboons eat sea otters. I saw it on Animal Planet after eating a pot brownie. Oh.

minimonk said...

Better lay off the pot brownies! Here I am, your loyal reader and fan and you suggest that I am unusually hirsute and malodorous. I could take your revealing my secret fascination with OCD but this is too much! I don't even think Babboons eat sea otters..how would they get to them? They would drown I think.

Maber said...

Is Charlton Heston an animal?

Ali Fitzgerald said...

Yes. And Tom Selleck is a mineral.

Z said...

CowardLee Bear.

Alainicus said...

Mine is clearly a beautiful butterfly.

joshy poshy said...

My spirit animal is a dirty, black grackle with only one leg, picking at a McDonalds bag of soggy,kechup-soaked fench fries, in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart. Oh and its Texas, August and the parking lot was poured a week ago. There's a shitty diaper somewhere in the mix as well.