Went to the Critic's Table thingies again this year. Did not win again, but again had too many gin and tonics(mutually exclusive or inexorably linked?). Anyway blog, I've been thinking, maybe we'd be better off without each other. Maybe logging all my complaints is slowly filling me with the pungent bile of pre-pubescent diary pages.
Remember how Blossom had a diary on "Blossom?" Well, it really slowed the show down.
Maybe if I didn't write in you I would be a productive citizen of the world, saving anachronistic disco babies, drafting mideast pool-party treaties and finding bubblegum-flavored cures for drug-resistant tuberculosis. If only! (places Irish pumpkin head on shoulders in sad, anglo-ish plea for something more exotic).