I watched X-3 again last night. If I was a mutant, I would totally have a superpower that has something to do with eating stuff. You know, I could...um...eat a lot of stuff. Like flank steak or chicken almondine. I would eat until I miraculously ballooned and escaped to freedom like an Ali-colored Hindenburg; spitting gristle and barbeque-sauce-type-acid at my enemies.
Or I would be some kind of tri-headed serpentine woman with an incredible rack. Ah, that reminds me of my childhood playmate, Snakegirl.