So I can tell on my state of the art site-meter how people are referred to this blog and can see the googled phrases that lead them here. They are always amusing, and nearly always involve some creepy fetish. My involvement in the now-defunct "Donkey Show" contributed to at least 100 one-palmed people finding my blog.
Here are some lovely google searches from this week, all of which I am happy to be affiliated with:
-"there's a walnut in my throat"
-"top hat strip club"
-"austin gay swim masters"
Doesn't it open your mind to know that people search weird shit like that? I thought I was the only one interested in finding a top-hat strip club!