I'm leaving for Berlin tomorrow!

I'm in Charlotte now, hanging out with my momma. Here are some things that she made me do today that are like, so like totally mommish:

-Get a flu shot. Bleh, I like the flu and the weird things it does to my body. Muscle cramps and sweaty hallucinations? It's like Ibiza in my stomach!
-Cancel my gym membership (as the steamroom and all its body smushing is not worth half my salary).
-Cancel my phone service (while secretly trying to retrieve the number of "underage Cuban").
-Listen to three hours of Beginning German tapes. Um. German is funny. They have a number called "elf."
-Tell my grandmother I'm going to quit smoking.
-Watch "I Pronounce You Chuck and Larry," which is about to start, so I have to go now.