Ok, I'm still a little drunk. I think I have a job at "Times Sport Bar" and a nipple ring.
Ok, not a nipple ring, just a little tenderness.
Last night I hung out with: a handsome, worldly couple who wanted to have a threesome and a non-English speaking bar owner who offered me a position solely based on my looks and despite the fact that I know no German.
I just tried to go for my "job interview" but no one was there. Maybe my job interview is on his lap.