Ok, I'm bringing more substance back to this blog (academic Project Runway denim dissection to take place tomorrow). You know what I'm excited about? Fucking Evangelicals. No, strike that, I mean that I'm excited about the Evangelicals being fucked in the election (not that I'm not into flagellation, grape juice cunnilingus and bible-gags). Who are they going to vote for? They won't vote for Rudy because of his left-leaning social policies. Plus, his record indicates that he hates babies. And babies are v. important to the Evvies. They can't vote for Mit Romney, because he's a Pagan. Everbody knows the Book of Mormon was written by a one-legged devil prostitute and that the Mormons are bloated alien transformers.
All that's left is crazypants Mike Huckabee (I spent a good hour perusing his site...shit gurl, he so crazy!) and John McCain, who has teeth like a fox. Did you know that Mike Huckabee lost like 100 lbs? And now he engages in sadomasochistic cardio kick-boxing? Acutally, he just runs marathons but that's boring. His wife looks like a hedgehog. And he hates gay people. And he has crazy eyes that look like moist prunes.