Here's the haps:
-After studying for a few months, I'm actually pretty good at German, but I still get hopelessly embarrassed when speaking it. I almost died at this crepe place yesterday when the waiter treated me like I had a touch o' the downs and made overly telling hand gestures about the contents of my crepe.
-I went around to a lot of galleries on Sat., but they were mysteriously closed. I was like, "wtf?" Then, I realized that it was 7:30 AM, and that only crazy people are up that early on a weekend.
-My sleeping fahrplan is totally off (see above) and I want to schlafen like a normal human again.
-I have a new favorite magazine:
It was started by ex-village voicers for English-speaking expats. EXcellent.
-I saw a man holding a basket with a tiny puppy above the Spree River. I couldn't tell if he was going to throw it in or if he was sweetly trying to give his tiny puppy a waterview. It made for a really weird picture, I need to get some batteries for that brokeass digicam of mine.
-I went to my fave bar, the Himmelreich, and I got to see my bartender friend Katja, but I also had to see a million old ladies wearing playboy bunny ears because the bar was packed with them. What was that about do you think?