Can't seem to use words. English getting worse, German not getting better. D'oh. Or Doch?
Went to S&M themed apartment replete with black and white tiles, hanging harness and Mapplethorpe-type photo. Watched a beerfest from above.
Some Canadian thought I was Canadian based on my accent (or lack thereof). Sigh, if only.
Moved. Again. I think this is like the 5th time I've moved this year, counting the moving of my studio.
Might start a job as a tour guide soonish.
I'm not funny anymore. I blame Germany. Here's an anecdote to illustrate this point (see! so succint and unfunny):
I was at an art opening and this severe German man said something he thought was funny, but no one laughed and he announced, "I just made a joke."
Then I said, "I thought Germans didn't make jokes."
And then he said, straight-facedly, "But I just made one."